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You: are you getting off a horse?

You: cause i can get a step ladder

Stranger: I cant help you get off a horse

You: or i can catch you

Stranger: Im to scared

You: why won’t you help the poor girl?

You: she’s only 16

Stranger: One time a horse bit me

You: geez

You: are you ok?

Stranger: Yeah im fine just scared of horses

You: ahh

You: tell you what

Stranger: Tell me what

You: ill help the girl off the horse, you can stand back some and provide emotional support

You: sound good?

Stranger: Yes perfect

You: alright lets do this

Stranger: Thanks for not letting the horse bite me again

You: no problem man

You: thats what friends are fo

You: for

Stranger: Yeah so go get that poor girl

You: alrighty

You: crap

Stranger: I will watch

You: the horse ran off

Stranger: Oh no

Stranger: Get in the van

You: alright

You: follow that horse!

Stranger: But there is a turtle in the road

You: stop the van!

You: we need to help it

Stranger: OK

You: ow, you don’t have to stop it so quickly

You: i didn’t mean to yell

Stranger: Im sorry are you ok?

You: yeah, just a little bump on the head

You: is it bleeding?

Stranger: Well once we get the horse you should ice it

Stranger: No

You: yeah thats not a bad idea

Stranger: True

You: alright good, yeah lets move the turtle

Stranger: WAIT NOW IT IS

You: wait!

You: what is it now???

Stranger: YES

Stranger: ITS ALL OVER MY MOMS VAN

You: its evolving!!!!

You: SHIT!

You: get back!!!

Stranger: OH NO

Stranger: Ok

You: its a Blastoise now!!!

You: get away from the van!

Stranger: CRAP

Stranger: OK

You: are you ok? it almost go you

Stranger: Yes im fine just scared of vans now

You: oh you, and your irrational fear of things

Stranger: I know im scared of everything

You: I think i can see the horse in the distance

You: should we go after it?

Stranger: Yeah lets run after it

You: ok1

You: hmmm i didn’t see this river

You: idk you wanna try to wade through it?

Stranger: Dam!

Stranger: Sure

You: oh good you see a dam

You: we can just walk on that

Stranger: Yeah

You: im glad that you’re around

You: you see things i keep missing

Stranger: I know

Stranger: True I have a good eye

You: you really do, now lets get us a girl off a horse!

Stranger: Ok lets go

You: yeah!

Stranger: That horse is to fast idk if we can catch him

You: we need a racecar

You: or a helicopter

Stranger: Yeah OMG there is one by that trr

Stranger: tree

You: oh yeah!

Stranger: You drive

You: gotcha

You: we’re catching up to it!

You: damn this is a fast horse

Stranger: Yeah now you can hit the horse

You: but we don’t want to hurt the poor girl??

You: maybe you can grab her off the horse!

You: ill drive up next to it

Stranger: True ok you jump on the horse

You: who will drive then?

Stranger: Idk I will take over the driveing but we should pull over and switch spots safely

You: good ida

You: idea

Stranger: Yeah

You: we don’t want to hurt ourselves

You: pull over at that rest area

Stranger: Yeah that makes sence

You: hey I’m gonna grab some snacks from the vending machine you want some?

Stranger: Yeah sure

You: what do you want?

Stranger: I will have anything

You: i think they have some chips too

Stranger: Yes I love chips

You: alright ill grab you some

Stranger: Thank you

You: the vending machine doesn’t take 10’s, do you have change for a 10 dollar bill?

Stranger: No All I have is two 20s and 5 dimes

You: darn

You: i think i saw a sign for a gas station about a half a mile up the road

Stranger: Yeah we can drive back to town to the bank

You: what do you want to do, the gas station or the bank?

Stranger: Gas station makes more sence

You: yeah, i think the bank is closed by now anyways

You: you wanna drive?

Stranger: True

Stranger: Nah I am kind of sleepy

You: alright, you lay down in the back, i can drive for a bit

You: i think theres a pillow in the trunk

Stranger: Ok i will drive when we chase the horse again

You: let me che—HOLY SHIT THERES A SNAKE IN THE TRUNK!!!!!!!

Stranger: OMG GET IT OUT

You: HOW!?! WHAT DO I DO???

Stranger: FEED HIM TO THAT RACCOON BY THE ROAD

You: OK OK GO GET THE RACCOON, ILL KEEP THE SNAKE BUSY!

You: I HAVE SOME WORKSHEETS HE CAN DO

You: this ones a word puzzel

You: that’ll keep him busy

Stranger: OK I GOT THE RACCOON HE IS NICE I NAMED HIM STEVEN

You: aw

You: he’s adorable!

Stranger: I know right

You: you know, on second thought, this snake is kinda cool

You: look he solved the word puzzle already

Stranger: Yeah lets keep them\

You: he’s pretty smart

Stranger: Omg crazy

You: wow

You: i like him

Stranger: Me to

You: lets name him….kyle

Stranger: Ok I like that name

You: me too :)

You: alright, kyle, steven, get in the car, we have a gas station to get to

Stranger: Steven can sit with me

You: make sure that kyle buckles up

You: i don’t want him to get hurt

Stranger: True everyone needs to be safe

You: yep

You: ok! off to the gas station

Stranger: YES!

You: alright so i see a citgo and a shell station

You: which do you want to go to?

Stranger: Citgo is much better and has better prices

You: this is true

You: lets go there!

Stranger: Ok

You: away!

You: ugh, theres a big line at the citgo

You: thats fine, i don’t really mind waiting

Stranger: Crap

You: should we get steven and kyle slushies?

Stranger: Yes they would love that

Stranger: I want one too

You: haha fine, but not the biggest one, remember last time?

Stranger: Hahaha yes but we should sit under the tree and drink them.

You: it is really nice out

Stranger: Yeah great weather

You: kyle and steven can play in the medow

You: they’re so cute :)

Stranger: Yeah im in no rush

You: me neither

You: ugh, this line is taking forever

Stranger: Yeah but its ok cause the girl probly made friends with the horse

You: yeah i think she would

You: i mean, horses are nice

You: except for the one that bit you

Stranger: When they dont bite

You: haha yeah

You: hey! steven, we can’t get any candy

Stranger: Awww thats ok cause he is chubby already

You: haha we should find a good gym to go to

Stranger: Yeah he needs to work out

You: i think theres a peak fitness up on I95

Stranger: Yeah we should take him there

You: we could go up there after we sit under the tree

Stranger: Yeah Sounds like a plan

You: yeah!

You: yay we’re at the counter

You: FINALLY

Stranger: YES

You: do you still have those 20’s?

Stranger: Yeah use as much as you need

You: coo

You: cool*

You: you’re a good friend

Stranger: I know

You: annnd heres your change

You: alright kyle, steven, lets get back into the car

Stranger: Why thank you

You: we’re going to the park!

Stranger: YES I love the park

You: do raccoons and snakes need leashes?

Stranger: No just dogs and cats

You: oh ok

You: cool

You: annnd here we are guys

Stranger: Yeah they are haveing so much fun

You: whoa, steven! don’t run to fast, you don’t want to fall down

You: he’s so silly

Stranger: Yeah if he falls he might get hurt

Stranger: I cant let little steven get hurt

You: that’ll just break my heart

Stranger: I might cry

You: lets take them to the swings

You: they’ll love that

Stranger: Yeah but they better hold on tight so they dont fall

You: wait, hows kyle going to swing??

You: I know! ill swing and kyle can wrap around me!

Stranger: Yeah that makes perfect sence!

You: wait a second….*squints into distance

You: oh…my….god….THERES A TRAIN HEADING TOWARD US!!!

Stranger: OMG NO

You: QUICK GET STEVEN AND KYLE OFF THE SWINGS!

Stranger: OK

You: WHO WOULD PUT A SWING SET ON RAILROAD TRACKS!

Stranger: WHAT IF WE GET HIT

Stranger: IDK

You: ITS SO IRRESPONSIBLE!

Stranger: I KNOW IM SCARED

Stranger: AWWWWWWWWWW

You: DON’T BE SCARED!

You: JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET OFF THE TRACKS

Stranger: Save the swing set

You: should we?

Stranger: Yeah what if it brakes

You: if we let it get hit, then no one will come back to play on it

You: its dangerous here

You: we shouldn’t risk anyone else playing on it

Stranger: Yeah just move it to the side

You: oh ok i see what you’re saying

You: THE TRAIN IS GETTING CLOSER!

Stranger: HURRY

You: geez this swing set is heavy!

Stranger: OMG I CANT LIFT IT

You: me neither!

You: its not moving!

Stranger: Jump off the track here comes the train

You: alright, everyone is out of the way

You: *CRASH!!!!!

Stranger: NOOOOO THAT POOR SWING SET

You: NOOOOOO!!!!!

You: i miss it already :(

Stranger: We let him down

You: all he wanted was to let children sit on him…

You: and we couldn’t let him do that….

Stranger: I feel terrible

You: damn you trans atlantic railroad systems!!!

You: its ok

You: we still have steven and kyle

Stranger: True true thats all that matters

You: exactly

You: *yawn, well I’m tired

Stranger: Me too

You: i think its time to let the little ones go to sleep

You: awe, look

Stranger: Yeah me too they need rest

You: steven and kyle have curled up next to each other :)

Stranger: Awe cute

You: so cute

Stranger: So so so so cute

You: alright goodnight

Stranger: goodnight

You have disconnected.

You: kings and queens
Stranger: and what are u?
You: a beautiful lie
Stranger: hmm…
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: 19 m
You: inglorious frenchfries
Stranger: indeed
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You: hey!
You: don’t say anything
Stranger: hi!
You: there are raptors in the area
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: :)
Stranger: m or f?
You: together, me and you. we can do anything!
You: we can move mountains
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
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I can’t please you both.  

I’m trying.